Vermin Supreme Condemns Donald Trump’s Goons

Are flowers threatening? Or is Trump’s crew overzealous? Presidential candidate Vermin Supreme attacked front-runner Donald Trump’s personal security detail for the assault and arrest of Rod “The Flower Man” Webber during the “No Labels” event in New Hampshire.

Vermin Supreme for President; New Hampshire Primary

Anyone with $1,000 can run for President of the United States in the historic New Hampshire Primary, as Vermin Supreme–and hundreds of other lesser-known candidates over the years–demonstrates. His platform includes a free pony for all, mandatory teeth-brushing, time travel research, and zombie awareness.